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         =                 24 hours/7 days/week                      =
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         =                  Running Citadel-86 v.3.48 (The Latest!!) =
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         =       co-sysops: Wednesday, Indigo, Deb and Mocha!        =
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     You feel oddly compelled to call it!  YES!  The ultimate in bbs'ing
     experience.  Coming soon:  VGA-enhanced Super RIP graphics with optional
     Robo-FX support, and it will even utilize your Sound Blaster Compat.
     sound card for the ultimate bbsing high.  Yes.  Interzone, Inc.  More
     bbs for your money (IT'S FREE!!) than anyplace else!  Yes.  Better
     ratios than the WareHouse!  More doors than The HUB!  Yes, interzone.
     Call it today.  You will not regret the time it takes to dial (though
     the management takes no responsibility for the time afterward )

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     6 Users And Growing!

     There's around 200 log slots open, kids, so be the first in line, the
     first on your block, blick, blackety blank to login to the new, the
     improved interzone, now featuring V.42BIS error compression/data
     correction for higher-throughput rates!  Yes!  It runs on a Friggin'
     5x86/120!!  They just don't GET much faster than this!  That's 
     right!  SUPER-SCALAR EXECUTION!!  Need more info?  Call 
     Interzone.  We've also expanded now to 1* node!  Multi-user 
     chat coming soon to all (1) lines!

     Meet new people, play more games, download files until your hard disk
     bleeds!  Call it now!  Don't hesitate!  Logoff this* board (it sucks
     in comparison, believe me), and call Interzone now!  

     Now featured on Interzone, Inc:  The famous Zmodem protocol, using
     Omen Technologies special DSZ Zmodem interface.  Watch your file
     transfers zoom along, at speeds previously unattainable using 
     primitive Xmodem and Ymodem.  Coming soon to Interzone:  Ymodem-G!
     Yes!  This coupled with the file library of over 20 files make
     Interzone a great choice for you to call with any of your file
     needs!  Over 10 meg. of hard disk space is free for you to upload
     as you wish.

     Also:  Interzone is a member of C86Net, the nationwide network
     of Citadels.  Many rooms are networked for your pleasure.  You,
     yes, you, can be one of the many who call the great Interzone!
     Yes, you!  Just pick up the modem and dial!  You know you want
     to!  You can feel it even as you read this!
     
     YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO ANYWAY!!
     So grab that modem, rip it out of your computer, and throw it -
     Yes, throw it OUT the WINDOW!
     NO!  Use it to call INTERZONE!!     
     
     Now also featured:  ASCII banners!  We upgraded from our previous
     format, and now feature colorful, pretty, high ASCII.  That alone
     is a major eyeball munchie.  Just listen to some of the over 6* 
     quotes we've had from our satisfied customers:
      
   "Interzone:  It's augh-riffic!"

        -Wednesday (cosysop)

   "Interzone:  Slig.  Geet.  Slig.  Geet.  Slig.  Geet."

        -Mocha (cosysop)
   
   "If I only had the time to call one* board, it would have to be
    Interzone!" 

       -Deb (cosysop)

   "Num."
    
       -my eye.

 "It's like... good.  I like that part, where you had that room...."

    -Sarsippius

 "Dan, what the hell is this?"

    -Spiral Architect

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        -Guile

  and now:  All callers who call the board are guaranteed* aide privs.

  That's right.

  You* can play an integral part in the shaping of the bbs environment.

  Interzone:  The bbs experience that will last a lifetime if it doesn't
  kill ya' first!

  Remember:  Elvis *is the king of Rock and Roll... and HE'S DEAD!!